Gotta tighten up security around here

Oh, obviously I've wrested control of this blog back from the Chinese Army. Don't you just hate it when a foreign military organisation drops posts into your blog? Thus I'm announcing another immensely popular Found in China Reader Contest: send me your suggestion for a new password! It can't be too short, like "lame" nor too long like "Ken, this is Wife. I thought I told you to get a job". I will mail the winner a set of the advertising inserts that get thrown into our mailbox. Be the first on your block to know much sour cream costs in Germany or how much a womens fleece sweatshirt is going for.